Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

Just one question for those two:

My point was that the existence of a sonogram showing she was pregnant doesn't in any way prove she had an abortion. She may have, or may not have. Either way, Mayweather's a dick of the highest order.

We have no way of knowing if she was planning to terminate at the time of the sonogram, and honestly, how is it anyone's business? What difference does it possibly make?

Additional backstory: He's jealous because she was recently sitting courtside at an NBA playoff game with Nelly.

He is so pretty; he was in my junior high gym locker.

I'd suggest seppuku, but that requires some degree of honor.

I don't know if you're the only one, but it's a problem for me. In my experience, sexy times are over when HE is done. So it gets very frustrating to be with a two-stroke wonder all the time. In fact, I've had so much bad experience with this sort of thing, I confess, I'm a bit put off sex with another person because…

Ditto. Inner monologue is always something along the lines of "Damn, I'm good."

Am I the only one for whom this isn't a problem? Not that men haven't "arrived early", but I don't think it's a big deal? I actually sort of see it as a compliment...

Boy, he just sounds like a peach.

OMG, I just have to jump in here! I'm so sorry you're crying! But I promise, this dickhead is so not worth it. This guy isn't a leader of anything except for the parade of bullshit that regularly runs through his mind. The real power is people like you and me and all the others here who call men like this out for the…

Is this the place to mention my terrible co-worker story? We worked at Starbucks together, her name was Allie. Allie would've followed the dress code rule that stated you could wear a black skirt with black tights, but I guess that she forgot to wear her skirt. Every. Single. Day. I could see her butthole and it was…

95% of broken marriages... Rule of thumb: If you make up your statistics, you will always sound like an asshole.

Women can never win. If we don't love our kids enough, according to society's standards, we're horrible and we don't deserve to live. If we love out kids too much, according to this jackass, then we only need to blame ourselves if our husbands leave us. The patriarchy continues to do everything in its power to make…

Totally off subject but my son asked after she brought back summer why didn't her dress melt? Because afterall she remade it for herself with her ice magic...shouldn't it melt?

I would like the guy from the first story to kick the guy from the second story

I'd say it's because he threw a huge glass pitcher into a window in a crowded restaurant and only by a miracle didn't seriously injure or kill someone.