... Didn't manage to get hold of your coat button, did she?

I've had a few bad experiences in restaurants but the one "doozy" involved a waitress (the one who was serving us) accidentally spilling two full pint glasses of iced tea down my back - she was walking behind me to get to another table, slipped and BOOM! I was drenched. And I wasn't angry at all, I was more in shock…

Oh crazy old birds, such a specific flavor of loonie. They always look 400 years old and like they might curse a disney character at any moment.

In turn, I have a "magic" tip for you:

But quash FUCK YOU! How dare you make such a discriminatory (this is discrimination, right?) comment in spite of knowing jmmm's tipping style and that of every woman she knows over 30! Hurting her feelings = racism!

Methinks you have never worked in an electronics store. Circa 2006- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOT HAVE A PS3 ON CHRISTMAS EVE? WHAT KIND OF SHIT MANAGER ARE YOU TO RUN OUT OF SUCH AN IN DEMAND PRODUCT?

I'm interested in whether you are either a woman or a trainer, or are you just a guy who goes to the gym and critiques the technique of "women in my gym weightlifting". If you're not a trainer and you're a man who will go up to a woman and correct her, to a lot of women you're going to look like an intrusive jerk. If…

"Bad Johnson, a movie that stars Cam Gigandet as a man whose penis magically comes off his body and turns into a walking, talking, real, honest-to-goodness human man."

This is a place for sharing stories about customers who don't listen - I'm not sure why you wrote a long post about how alter_ego can be a better phone salesperson, especially since she no longer works there.

I'm not sure why I'm attempting to defend myself here, but of course I'd offer the option of ordering online when we're out of stock. And you're obviously not aware of iPhone demand shortly after a release date if you think that this is a question of an idiotic store manager "letting" us run out, or just ordering…

You seem so pleasant! I bet people really do love you. You don't sound like a bitter older lady at all.

YOU MEAN THERE IS AN EXCEPTION TO MY GENERAL STATEMENT?!!?! Oh my god. My mind is blown.

My favorite are the customers who are under the impression that repeating a question with greater detail or volume will somehow change the answer. At least once a day working at Apple, I had this conversation:

That's terrible. What an asshole. :-( I will never understand that kind of attitude at a gym. We're all there together, to try to get and stay healthy. Why would anyone judge someone else for not being at the same fitness level? I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Wonder how concerned she was about these assholes when they were talking shit about "overweight" gymgoers? Many, many people (including me) won't go to gyms because they know they'll get the snotty looks, at best, and the hateful comments, at worst. (I can't even walk my local streets for exercise without getting "Fat…

Don't forget tho, if she doesn't work out and decides to just sit on her tushy for 9 months she gets all the concern trolls worried about how much weight she's putting on!

Walter is so fucking cute, it's ridiculous.

Because even though she has "proof" it essentially boils down to he said she said, which historically doesn't work out so well for women.

Being a misogynist asshat and treating female students as different/less serious than male ones, I presume. The first part isn't actionable, but the second is by most collegiate professor honor codes/contracts.

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