How sexy is Benicio in that movie, your just wanna go all levels of nasty with him

I yelled to my mum - the seal is raping a penguin, a God damn penguin!

My ex did this to me also, but he was an abusive dickwad, he would always say to me - you think you know fucking everything. I could say the sky was blue and be verbally abused that it was pink and how much of a know it all I am. I couldn't say anything about anything, even in conversation with other people he would…

No idea, the first thing I do is take my bra off to be comfortable so I don't imagine this would be

I just finished reading everyone's poop stories only to walk in and find my 14 month old naked playing with his poop on my lounge so I guess this is my poop story

Me too me too

Sounds like a smokers delight

All I kept thinking was maybe they were feeding them to their chickens for the extra nutrients, that's what we did with ours

Let's get that Ebola vs zombies game going too

I'm pretty sure you could say you just came back from Jamaica and all those idiots would scream Ebola - idiots I tell you IDIOTS

I need a handyman ghost in my house

They made me go to breast feeding lessons with a lactation consultant because even though I don't produce enough milk for a child to thrive it would apparently help the process. No it didn't, they just made me feel inferior as a mother.

How in hell did she bite her tongue? I would have sliced his face open with the words i would have screamed at the inconsiderate pig! Your gif is perfect

Where has common sense gone? Since when did sexual assault become so acceptable that people don't act on it. Why do i read these and think, but if i was the manager i would have phoned the police, held their hand and supported them as they reacted emotionally, let them scream at me to vent their hurt and anger,…

Who else had trouble understanding Jyote? Her high pitched voice seemed to be too hard for me which sucked, all i seemed to hear was like a squeel, this happened with my niece too.

No, no no no no no no no no no no and no i dont like it cant listen to it, give me my 90's alternative shit any day over the mess they call music today

After breast feeding my eldest daughter as a baby my sister picked her up and gave her a big kiss on the lips then proceeded to dry retch claiming that she tasted like a vile medicine, we figured it must be my breast milk. On another note my little sister in all her twisted glory asked to taste my breast milk after i…

Oh no it's true it's true my baby does look like my ex!!!!!!!!! Because I broke it off after I had the baby.

To touch butts

Why is her butt out while tattooing her back? I don't get this chick!