Aliens, spirits and life in the deepest parts of the ocean

At least someone has a brain

Soups is the winner for me, love soup

FFS

First thing i thought of

My 13 month old does not enjoy all his beeping, booping, singing, educational toys that cost a fucking fortune. No they are just dust collectors compared to the bowl of small Tupperware containers he loves to play with :)

Your welcome

My mums Aussie bulldog just are my tuna avocado crackers cause I turned my back for about 30 seconds

I have no idea who she is!

As someone who has had an abortion (thanks HG) I find them naming my choice offensive as all fuck!!!!!!

Damn it, I really wanted to touch them

I swear to fucking baby jebus that you need to flush these morons out of positions of power and put the jezebel staff in the saddle

Never have I ever heard of this bullshit of not paying for a meal, I get if the meal come out covered in dog shit with a side if maggots but never because you realised it had squid in it and your a chicken person or you decided to try something new on your local Chinese menu and realised you didn't like it. That shit…

or you download if off extratorrent

You go home and finish it now

What? That one us my fav!

I just vomited a little in my mouth

So funny, you have the balls to point it out.

My mum and dad came in the first time I have birth, the second time my mum refused stating it was the grossest thing she had ever seen, and she is a mother of 7!

My dad was/is physically and emotionally abusive towards my mother and us (whilst he still is emotionally abusive which I call him out on when he is doing it by saying 'emotional iq' to him he stopped being physical when I went to protect my mother and sister from a serious beating by slicing his hand open with a…