It's shite, the whole thing including this ridiculous song! Sometimes when I've had enough of my daughter belting it out I start singing my own horrific Opera like version with my cat-mating vocals just to get across to her that sometimes enough is enough.......I know I'm a terrible selfish parent! Then to rub salt in…

My ex would never believe me when I told him about how many partners I had, every time we had sex or did something sexual he would say to me afterwards 'you must have been a slut, your so good at that'

That's what I want to achieve, I do the don't have sexy until your married (she is 8) but I know eventually the rule will change as she changes and grows and I want to be realistic about it not stupid and shaming.

See that's what I don't want, I don't want my daughter to not be able to speak to me about anything. I want her to come to me with all the questions and all the problems she may be going through, I guess that's why I chose to be open and honest about sex the pros and cons of sex. My girl is only 8 but I think she can…

Why wait? My daughter is 8 and I am open when it comes to sex and then put in place rules (yeah I know total hypocrite) I tell her it's normal, natural and how babies are made. I tell her about being safe using protection and sti's, she knows about pedophiles and that no one is to touch her without her permission she…

I tried to use it once raised all of $60 no one wants to actually help someone who is struggling, boob jobs, girls in near to no clothes they seem to get all the money :(

At least it's better written then 50 shades

I have two but my eldest is 8 and my youngest is 1, I suffered with HG during both pregnancies. My first pregnancy I spent in and out if hospital weekly, no medications to help and went undiagnosed - I vomit from 5 weeks roughly every 20 minutes and have that constant feeling like your going to vomit but it just won't…

Have to admit one of our fav Chinese takeaways was visited by the health inspector (my brother) and failed, both myself and my younger sister chimed in at the same time 'I'll still eat it' - guilty :)

I can't believe how some people react to such bullshit! A message fir your haters get off your high fucking horses bitches it's a rich spoilt no one that argues with other rich spoilt no ones in front of a camera for a living! She isn't GOD and even if she was FUCK GOD AND BACK THE FUCK UP!

A psychologist asked me why I stayed and kept trying to repair the emotionally and physically abusive relationship with my ex (the family dispute psychologist) and I had no answer, I told her that I had asked myself that so many times over and over again and that I couldn't come up with the answer. Why did I allow…

I know you Americans love your constitution and all (let's be honest we all have one but I think everyone knows Americas due to the fact it's thrown in everyone's face to justify fucking everything) but seriously it protects people who spew hate and verbal diahroea and yet nothing protects innocent…

Why....WHY, oh why

Ewwwwwww germs, germs everywhere! And as you Americans call it PINK EYE

I don't condone war, acts if violence and senseless killing. I've always been against all these religious wars and I believe more people have been killed in the name of the Christian if catholic almighty.........BUT (and I know I will get attacked for saying this) but fuck em I'm over it. I'm over these extremist and…

My mum came in for my first child, she said it was the most disgusting thing she had witnessed and refused to come in with my second stating that one time was enough (my mum has seven kids)

This is terrible of me, when I was 25 and 6 months pregnant I (accidentally on purpose) told my mum to fuck off (I was not happy) she then proceeded to chase me around the back veranda to slap me up the back of the head.

What balls, all I can see is dreamboat Chris O'dowd

My daughter has these two

I'm just gonna throw it out there. I've always wondered what oral sex would be like with someone whose tongue has been modified, I imagine it would be grand