I am a douche

I've never phoned up my ph company and asked what the most dialled number is on my ph after deleting, wiping, shredding every other way to find it.............no nope

My ex (for a reason) was so mean and nasty in his emotional/mental/verbal abuse that I was not only cheating on him with old school friends on Facebook, I also wanted to sleep with his friends and co workers every time he brought one over. He even accused me of sleeping with my cousins girlfriends 14 year old because…

Mmmmmmmm he is a furry hottie

oh yay I voted for her

I know how she feels I accidentally deleted 3 years of photos that were prominently my daughter and my now deceased sister, I was actually physically sick when they could not retrieve them. It's heartbreaking losing memories :(

I hope this makes you smile xox

Oh Pratt I loved ya when you were a squishy soft teddy bear

I'll admit I haven't read through every post on here but come the fuck on honour the parents wishes! Your talking about surrogacy in a third world country where they get paid fuck all to carry someone else's child and because that child isn't perfect fuck it dump the kid. Every post on here that I have read is blaming…

That doesn't even look like (or maybe how I remember) him!

Yeah I don't get that shite, if you had of said it to me I would have been down the street checking out supermodels with you knowing damn well they were not interested in you unless you could put them in the spotlight.

Oh no now I'm gonna do it, yep yep I'm doing it

Just told my dad, since he is retiring soon I thought this would be a good job to keep him busy. He said sign me up :)

We have a KFC in Australia that does not sell any of the bacon products due to high amount of Muslim employees.

I love her name Misty Ann Lee like a strippers pseudonym

Both my kids have my last name but I am a sole parent

Orange is not the new black!

If I started a fund raising adventure to raise money to buy a (second hand) new car would people give to it? I read a lot about these fund raising sites for holidays or as above that seem to be blowing up with contributions yet my car is falling apart at the seams and as a sole parent if two, unemployed I can't save…

So you were hit in the face with a fry pan!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3kPjO….