Alright. I'm not trying to be the wet blanket, here, but driving from Long Island to Newport isn't much of a drive. It takes longer to watch StarWars. It's not even "up the east coast", really. It's what we call "a trip to the grocery store" in Colorado.

The story of the fastest lap around Manhattan by Afroduck has gone viral. Here's everything you need to know: Here's the lap; Here's the NYPD's response to Afroduck ; here's how long it should take ; and here's the previous record.

Ford called, they want their Fiesta ST grille back...

But will it ground to the ground?

First thing I thought of.

Most apathetic response by the audience to a crash ever.

The URL for this page got cut off perfectly.

Yeah that's a bit of a stretch.

Diesels would be more popular if the fuel wasn't harder to come by than gas and also if it wasn't more expensive than premium.

How about Ron Patrick's jet-engined Beetle?

Abarth 600. So insane that the engine want to escape from the vehicle.

The Shogun!

Cobalt SS is worth a mention, I think.

If only there were some way to find information on the Internet. A sort of "engine" for "searching", if you will.

TV news van isn't the only asshat around.

This is the ultimate Gawker Media dream story! A burning church (HOORAY!) and Fox News as the villain (HOORAY!) There was probably a fist-fight over who got to post it.

Which is it?! 10,000 pounds or 210,000 dollars? These damn conversion rates... No wonder the Brits have such nice things. (I kid)....

I am amazed at the level of confidence that these guys had. I mean, this isn't small change (well, fine, yes it is, but you know what I mean).

No that's the way it works: The BIN is only active until the reserve price is met. If there is no reserve, BIN expires with the first bid. It's done that way to prevent someone from choosing the BIN price if the item starts going up (and potentially near the BIN price), and to incentivize people to purchase the item…

Don't forget the Amazon barcode search app thingy. I'll be in a store, price check an item then buy it on Amazon with 2 day shipping.