This is what I saw...

Who needs a vehicle when you have a spacesuit?

E-S-C-A-L-A-D-E

I'll leave this here...

I WON!

General Motors ONLY killed 21 people out of 29 million cars recalled. And it took years. What a piece of shit.

too easy

Ariel Atom=Nutty Bars

The Test Ban Treaty is not ratified in most countries (including the US), and is widely considered to be a failure/pipe dream due to the extreme complexity involved in verification methods required.

You have to consider that your thighs are a whole lot more powerful than your arms and may pretty easily exert that level of force on the phone. Even more if you're in tight jeans.

Not everything can be accounted for with materials, at some point you've just reduced the area moment of inertia too much to meet the basic requisite stiffness of a consumer electronic device

Partial Zero Deflection High Strength Steel.

Even a solstice with a 5.4 cu ft trunk has the glow in the dark let me out child handle in it.

He's absolutely right. If you don't have the mental aptitude to maintain control over a car without power steering assist at highway speeds (when it is EASIER to control) and pull it over to the side of the road, you need to stop texting, get off the phone, stop talking to your friends in the back, be less…

How about people don't take offense to something so ridiculous? Are we really that weak of a species where calling an inanimate object a name hurts? What happened to having pride in yourself and your own ride? I don't care if you called my ride any number of racial or gender slang words that mean you don't approve.

I would add "lack of expertise" to that list as well. Here in the USA, not all drivers are like we Jalopers. They see driving as a right, not a privilege and they don't think of it as a responsibility to control a 4,500 pound mechanical device. They see it as a place to drink a coffee while picking up the kids, or…

a baseball survives a hit from a bat, but that doesn't mean I'd want to be the baseball.

There's a picture of a truck on the sticker... Doesn't that answer your question?