Screw deeply haunting, that thing is flat out ~cursed~. Like ‘throw it into the volcano Mr Frodo’ level of cursed. Someone needs to drug test and/or check his medications that chef because something like that can only come out of a seriously disturbed or damaged mind. Who saw that and agreed to actually consume…

Where the hell’s the canned cranberry sauce? 

Can you please let us sober people have this? It’s hard enough being a recovering alcoholic, and comments in this vein (which I have to deal with almost every week) can make things harder for people trying to get on the wagon. Listen, f I could drink “real spirits,” I would, because I’m really, really good at it. I’ve…

Another song about eating lots of peaches.

Not a single person was confused about what she meant. But if you got to feel superior for a minute by making this pedantic point then more power to ya!

Apollo and Midnighter

Honestly, Harley’s relationship with the Joker is abusive and it’s a bad idea to glorify it as a #RelationshipGoal.

See, now you’d probably like the chippies over here. We don’t do poutine, but we do a mean chips ‘n’ cheese ‘n’ gravy combo (the n’ is an essential part of the dish. Much like tuna ‘n’ sweetcorn, the ‘n’ is an ingredient as well. It’s the shit that glues the other shit together and makes it tasty shit too).

Whenever someone calls me a snob, I don’t get it. I mean, I like ranch! But not that shitty ranch you eat. Fancy ranch that is actually good.

A monster sucking the life out of seniors in a old folks home? Sounds like this guy needs to move in there:

MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH?!

I believe she’s speaking of Jewish ethnicity, not religion.   Also, I’m not saying anyone has to do anything.

I may be wrong, but I think it was Keith in the POTC movies. 

Aw, no mention of his role on “Stargate SG-1" as the alien who stayed on Earth and helped produce the show-within-a-show “Wormhole X-Treme”? I know he had an illustrious career as a character actor, but that’s neck and neck with his role on “Sex in the City” for me.

He also picked up the role of The Great Intelligence after Sir Ian McKellan. 

The dynamics of the situation - and the solution - seem so blindingly obvious to me it’s genuinely upsetting everyone is talking around it:

I’m sure many of the people who would gasp at the thought have Facebook pages filled with “wine mom” memes

This ain’t Jalopnik but I gotta respond. I don’t get this PT Cruiser hate. Yes, it’s ugly but at least they tried an interesting design. You gotta give them credit for that. There aren’t a lot of cars nowadays that anyone would ever be nostalgic for 40 years from now.  At least it’s memorable.

Did you actually try this with a wrap? It’s terrible advice.