“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

? But this is about a woman that thinks she is owed being eaten out. There was no argument that guys are entitled to being blown. That she wants it only one way is her prerogative. But it also reflects that she's just a shitty person.

I saw this last week, and the whole thing just enrages me. The fact that she doesn't want to do it but expects men to eat her out (Tracy, you make hella good points about why that's okay, and I'm a lot less pissed about it now but I was seeing red last week). The fucking disgusting misogynistic responses to it, like…

prettttty much everything you mentioned except for the IVs is in the article (also, my favorite random Jackie Chan movie, Who Am I, featured the coconut IV trick.)

She knows! She knows the amounts you are supposed to tip! She's just being lazy. A lazy, horrible, cheap customer.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.

Koreans complaining of racism really doesn't carry much weight with me because stuff like this is acceptable in mainstream comedy and music acts over there.

I blame them because they chose to drive in dangerous conditions, for no apparent reason. If it comes out that they were en route to a lifesaving procedure I'll change my stance.

If you're not experienced in driving in snow, and you don't absolutely have to do it, then it's inherently a bad driving choice to take that risk, especially with your helpless family members in the car. Khloe does not have the greatest driving record even in California. Calling that out doesn't automatically mean…

My job did this a few years ago. It's a federal government office. On the menu was "chitterlings and maw" and something called "Hopping John." Yes, this was all planned by non-Blacks.

People are really grossed out by this. Like...what do you think happens to vaginal secretion during cunnilingus? It evaporates? I'm not saying we should all go out and start a vagina juice diet fad or anything but...it's not that gross. It's not poop-level gross.

I'm from Iowa and I always tip at least 20%. I don't think it's so much a regional thing as it is just an asshole thing.