It's not just Alabama. There's a whole movement (and companies training educators) to do this if/when a gunman breaches your classroom. It goes hand in hand with the 'arming teachers' nonsense. I'm a teacher, and my district wants to do both. I think it's idiotic.

I've never had it, doubt I ever will, but I WOULD try it...I think. The cheese looks likes it's about to become sentient and attack someone's face....maybe Dan O'Bannon ordered some, thought the same thing, and wrote Alien.

Relax. Like all fashion, it will pass, and it'll be ok to wear them again without being called a hipster.

I'm not sure...it may have been more of a 'money for movie or dinner, but not both.' It sounds like something I may have thought about back when I was searching sofa cushions at the end of the month.

I'm telling you what a KFC manager told me in Korea. Not gonna fight about it.

'Zinger" refers to a spicy breading that uses Asian spices as opposed to the ones the spicy breading uses in the US. It's got a good flavor. Not sure if I'd eat this, though.

I remember that episode...little Timmy had just fallen down the bloody well again.

Lou Reed—Down At the Arcade

I've been teaching English for 15 years now, and although with there are elements that are true (finding your comfort zone with curriculum, etc), I am CONSTANTLY updating, tweaking, revamping, etc. The fact that I've put in so much work makes my palette that much broader in what's available to me. For our juniors,…

This is mildly off topic, but the original Saturday morning Land of the Lost was like that for me. I was 4 or 5 when it was on, and I didn't see bad claymation, or the fact that they only had 4 Sleestak suits, I saw some hardcore sci-fi time travel horror shit with Sleestaks being brought out of hibernation by the…