Will they be staying in properties owned by Jared Kushner, then?

See, I was imagining an entire 13% of the African-American population calling him all at once, from a collective phone of some sort.

“And really, isn’t it just a harmless trend?”

I keep running across this guy’s work online and I’m waiting for when he reveals himself to be an ironic performance artist.

Liked The Witch, but yes, when I left, someone who’d attended the same showing was roaming the lobby telling people not to see it and assured the girl at the concessions it wasn’t “her fault.”

It’s like when he calls anything critical of him “Fake News.” Okay. News can be fake and/or misleading.

Dog whistle? Trump and Conway have progressed to racist train whistles.

This article needs to give some love for The Car (1977), easily the most ridiculous  Jaws rip-off. It applies the basic beats of Jaws to a film about a town besieged by a sinister, driverless George Barris custom car.

Sad when a plausible prediction of a president’s final moments sounds like an excerpt from Hunter S. Thompson.

So this is actually a thing? I’m Canadian, and have been white all my life, and I have never been served potato salad with raisins. Is it an American thing, like not drinking Clamato juice? Have I just been especially fortunate? That this particular dubious culinary move has become the standard online gag-reference to…

Could we get China Mieville and Candace Bushnell to write the pilot for Sex and the City and the City? What will the girls do when they have to cross into Besźel, but all the best colors this year belong to Ul Qoma?

Degrassi: Deep Space Nine

Law and Order: Metahuman Victims Unit.

Hey, I for one am all for everyone’s right to be happy and not be harassed. But being more fabulous? That’s clearly unfair to those of us who are fabulous-challenged! I assert my god-given right to whine endlessly about my lack of fabulosity! And I’m certain many others in the grays will step forward and prove I am…

All you can eat Calamari 

♪ Black Hole Squid, don’t you kid....♩ 

Not so fast, my friend. It’s too early in the game to call a winner, and I think this century has the look of a champion.

It makes some of them blue.