I would just wear a pair of fake Groucho Marx glasses with the nose, mustache and eyebrows around otherwise.

Every time they try that one, I want to shout, “It’s not the freakin’ ‘Deep State’ you’re talking about. It’s ‘the Law.’”

“Bring it to the next level.”

Think about it! Did we have mass shootings before we taught evolution? Clearly not. Look at the statistics, and you’ll see that increased belief in evolution correlates positively with an increase in mass shootings, automobile rust, the sale of birth control pills, boy bands, and Harry Potter novels.

In all fairness, that would explain the current political landscape.

What do you mean? We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

Google “Karla Homolka” for an example of how big this bigger issue can become.

Wait, which septuagenarian do you mean? Does Robert or Donald want to do another Nightmare movie?

She is one explanation proffered to account for the contradiction, yes. I’m referring to the first two chapters of Genesis which give apparently divergent accounts of creation. Neither of those texts specifically mentions Lilith, however.

Except that all human beings have been developing and recombining genes (aka having sex with various other human beings) for a very long time, so the notion that some arbitrary set of humans can claim genetic purity over some other set doesn’t really make sense.

There are two accounts of the creation in Genesis, however, with a long history of attempts to reconcile the two. Stumbling over those is the least of this woman’s concerns.

The late Timothy Findley parodies these racist notions (among many other things) in the brilliant satiric novel Not Wanted on the Voyage (1984).

The headline alone makes my head reel. It sounds like the result of a drunk game of Mad Libs.

The curse of Ken Ham, maybe.

Oh, the racial information is in the White footnotes.

That doesn’t really work, though, since Cain’s progeny would have perished in Teh Deluge.

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See, this is a more national-based version of central planning, where the government, though it might give orders, would allow the owners to become wealthy and powerful, because they’re winners. So it’s not really socialism, it’s sort of “state capitalism” with a powerful strongman in charge.

Anyone gonna take up the challenge of asking her how, if God created Adam (1) and Eve (1), and “Husband and wife need to be the same race” because “that’s how it’s been from the beginning,” how we have different “races” in the first place?

Several people at an educational institution local to me received multiple bizarre comments and low ratings, coincidentally, while they taught a student later implicated in the cyber-harassing of an instructor and his family.