I’ll spread some love for Canada’s energy drink:

Hey, thanks! That’s a good one for my next game of “Onion Headline or Trump Tweet?”

Be my guest.

You’re just ravin’

I DO NOT give the LEGAL SYSTEMS of any nation, territory, OR city the right to use my picture, information, statements, or posts, both PAST and PRESENT. With this statement I give NOTICE that NOBODY can investigate, charge, or try me with anything EVER! The violation of my delusions can be punished by law under (UC…

The politics of tribalism. The thinking, as best as I can understand it from the perspective of a Canadian who lives near the border and spends a fair bit of time in Detroit:

The original school video from which it was taken has been taken down from Youtube and/or set to private view, but I’m not sure anything here would need to be faked.

This piece may be one of the five best things to come out of the Trump presidency.

So, they’ll be Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia?

Not to mention that condoning incest and rape isn’t already the meltdown.

He turned that casino into a mausoleum.

“The latest polls show my numbers are yuge. Numbers are at an all-time high.”

Wait, his dick has a punchable face?

Look, I know y’all think you’re following the commandments, but you’re half-assing at best and not even trying at worst. The commandments say don’t commit murder, but if you’re treat people like their garbage who are beneath you, guess what, mofos, you just broke one of the commandments, because you’ve killed…

“Is Donald Trump Foghorn Leghorn or Yosemite Sam?”

Pointing out a false equivalency is the new false equivalency, you false equivocator!

-Show a shred of humility

Tragically, Trump doing/saying something overtly racist is no longer news. It’s Tuesday.

Opigatory.

♩ When there’s swinish pigs in your neighborhood