Only need to change one letter.

"cruising despite ... Nnamdi Asomugha sitting out."

make intelligent conversation with her, get her number

At least they aren't like those wild savages in Philadelphia who threw snowballs at Santa Claus back in 1968.

Can we please put to bed the notion that San Francisco is some politically aware, socially-more-conscious-than-thou, perfectly diverse oasis that transcends typical urban problems?

he owned a drive-in restraint

Humor that must be explained to be comprehended is always the best humor.

At long last, the marketing brilliance of Vince McMahon has been recognized

Sportscenter's ratings are sagging. I find that hard to believe. Where else do people go for their coverage of ESPN?

The amazing thing about this ad is that at 5 total seconds, it's 1:1 scale with actual hockey coverage on SportsCenter.

Nah, Jaws was pretty much hated here when he played here. He was more popular after he retired. It's pretty common in Philly. Mike Schmidt got the same treatment. However, Brian Dawkins has been and will forever be viewed as football Jesus.

To wash the paint right off, Pacman is taking the car to the strip club with him.

No, no, no. You missed the point. He had the correct answer, he just mispronounced it. Unlike Randy Marsh who just said the wrong word.

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So true. They should stay away from Tosh as well as comedy.

Exactly! It's like he has never heard of Battered-dee-har-har Woman Syndrome.

Tim, get a life if this bothers you. It didn't seem to bother Rihanna because she took the wimp right back. By doing that, the incident becomes a topic you can joke about.

It's been well established that no true Astros fan would watch a Houston Astros team with a Designated Hitter on the roster. Astros fans are classy and old school. Also, there are only five of them.

Is there already talk of relocating?

Paper not cover me? ROCK INVINCIBLE! ROCK TAKE OVER WORLD!