last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

In memory, I will eat rice pilaf for dinner.

I agree, attendance is a terrible measure. I love my Cubs, but I'm not paying to go to Wrigley right now. I think radio and television ratings would be a better mark, because I'll still turn the game on, even if Edwin Jackson is pitching.

No, he's saying that not wanting to drop $50 (or more) a person for a day at the park to watch a 72-90 team does not make you a bandwagon fan.

Lol what a moron. Game 6 tickets?? Even an idiot knows it's gonna take the Blackhawks 5 to skate off with the cup.

"Shitty TV deal" teams.

Cam Neely actually had a lot more to say about this incident before he got cut short by Ulf Samuelsson.

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

Map confirms what was only anecdotally theorized: The actual city of Chicago has more White Sox fans than Cubs fans.

I hit the difecta.

I had read a few reasons. The first, and more likely, was just that he didn't have enough managing experience yet. He'd only been a manager for three or four years total, so that's a pretty big step. The second was that the team had a good run under Mike Quade, who got the job, after he took over as interrim.

I'm not sure if you're defending Philly or attacking them, but I can't help but agree with this. I've been going to Phillies, Sixers and Flyers games ever since I was 6 years old (never been to an Eagles game though :/). Even when they played at the Vet and tickets were dirt cheap, I rarely had a bad experience.

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Tim Marchman is a editor at Deadspin and an expert on assholes since every morning he eats tree bark and poops out a 20 lb-er.

Gold medal. Yay.

What is this? Amateur hour? This list was obviously created by an idiot. Seriously, how can you have Pepe ahead of Thiago Silva at 132? Pathetic! Or Domenico Criscito ahead of not only Olivier Giroud, but Giulio Donati as well? Unreal. Don't even get me started on Jaun Mata over Yaya Toure! And Tiago ahead of…

Practice.

I hope that was a bad joke...

Glad to see I'm not the only one mining the Police Academy movies for material around here.

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