GreenMachine: Meet me at the launch pad.

These guys are the comedic equivalent of a missed field goal.

I didn't know this was illegal there. Gotta say, I am REALLY glad I didn't actually move to Canada after Obamacare got passed.

Sometimes ESPN is alright.

"This is the finger I use to eat peanut butter straight from the jar."

Taking it up the butt for the next couple of years....dont drop the soap!

Amen bro. Would go get it myself but I'd probably get distracted giving straw hat a one-way ticket to #poundtown. That's right, double pounding!

I've always enjoyed your work.

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You're right. I should take my kid to Paris. Or maybe London. Or maybe a deep sea dive. Or to outer space. OH WAIT I ALREADY DID IT'S CALLED EPCOT.

Ohh, God, what a hideous scene.

EXACTLY. It has nothing to do with homophobia and everything to do with perpetuating conventional ideals of masculinity.

Yea, the editing may need some work. But I challenge you to find a better exercise video illustrating how to drop a few pounds in a matter of minutes.

"And for this, Harper found he'd be criticized for trying to make a play when it would have been safer, easier, fully understandable, if he'd pulled up and taken the ball off the wall."

Disgusting.

Erik Kratz, the Phillies catcher and turkey bacon aficionado http://www.zoowithroy.com/2013/04/erik-k…, broke open a closely contested, tight game with a mammoth 3-run home run in the eighth inning to lead the Phillies over the Cardinals, 7-3.