Although they have had a few high points, the ELO ratings just never get the respect they deserve. People just seem to know the ELO ratings for some of the Top 10. But for whatever reason, people don't know appreciate their lower ranked teams.

It's actually a scientifically designed device that allows sports writers determine which fans still think it is funny to tell "I don't watch soccer, so that means nobody else does" jokes.

Wow. I don't know if anybody else had the same reaction I did. But when I first saw these pictures, I thought, "Whoa. That guy has the same couch that I have."

I can understand her choice. Once a month, I must make a choice of denying my Slavic roots. I must decided whether or not to shave my back.

It appears as though the woman holding the sign is not very attractive!

How about "Make a joke"?

Maybe it's a different silver Nissan Altima with a Pennsylvania license plate with LOL METS.

You think that is scary now?

Never mind.

GreenMachine: Meet me at the launch pad.

I'm putting the Eagles one right next to the picture of my brother and I pouting at the 2008 NFC Championship.

I can't wait until we get the 2nd installment of this series and we find out about these two guys pulling off a prank with Mike Vanderjagt as the fool. It's going to be hysterical. Great set up so far.

Yea, exactly. Kennedy.

he's just a big Danny Markov fan.

Don't worry about Randy Bass. He got his revenge.

Sick.

I still see multiple respectable news organizations still reporting that Saban will be visiting Texas this weekend. Some of them even reported it months ago. Looks like he will be bring pretty much all of his staff too.

My god. Is there any place you Star Trek people don't masturbate?

Much like similar rivals in the past (Justine Henin, Maria Sharapova), Serena may face a few battles, and even defeats, before emerging victorious over Azarenka. However, she will continue her march toward her unavoidable rival who will ultimately bring her down: Gravity.

Exactly. You still have 60 Minutes on your mind.