“My Mustang hauls around more people on the front bumper then your Honda can fit inside” ?

The bottom of the barrel is generally far easier to find than the top.

If it be my legacy, I accept.

D.B. Pooper

You’re not an ok person

Awful movie?! What a ludicrous statement.

Plus, to get these times, you gotta run the battery only 1/4 full, so you aren’t carrying the weight of a full tank of electricity.

St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland the island, and not (necessarily) Ireland the country. Northern Ireland and The Republic of Ireland share the history/mythology of St. Patrick, since they were not separate states at the time of St. Patrick. St. Patrick is generally believed to have existed in the 5th…

I still feel like the House of Wessex should be there. I’m really old school.

“The New Trident MK XII: Will It Baby?”

This is worrying. Mainly because it means Russia would have to assume any sign of aggression -even non-nuclear, like for example Turkey shooting down Russian jets- meant it has to consider whether to launch its nukes immediatly or face the possibility of not being able to launch at all. Nuclear deterrant only works if…

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Coincidentally, this is also the procedure for when the CEO of AutoZone dies.

Yeah, as I mentioned above the rice without the leaf definitely tasted flat. It’s one of those “you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone kind of things.

Miss Fritter... the school bus... is wearing a “crazy collection of her victims’ license plates”.

Found the mustang owner.