Yeesh guys.  I know those clicks won’t click themselves, but this is a little gross. 

There’s also Freejack, which inexplicably paid god knows how much to cast Mick Jagger as the bad guy’s henchman.  I literally can’t remember anyone else in the movie.  Future terminally ill rich men kidnap people just before their fiery deaths to steal their body and be young again. 

It’s a shame that a reply this good got lost in the bottom of a comment thread. 

It SHOULD “fit” the bill, but they don’t sell it here any more. I had an ‘08 Sport manual and loved the thing (literally) to death.

HowEVER, the styling doesn’t look like someone spent their first meth dealing paycheck on cosmetic accessories at Pep Boys, so that’s nice. 

Hatchback? That’s a Crosstour on a diet. Honda needs to grow some balls and make a real Civic hatch.

It looks like a compressed Accord. That’s good! It says “I am a good car that isn’t trying too hard to prove something.” After bailing on the last generation because I couldn’t even get my wife to look at it, I’ll take a look at this gen Si sedan for the next family car.

The car’s full of air and its windows are closed. If that back window was cracked open it’d be like ‘bloop’, car’s gone.

If Cosmo’s in it, the game *might* have a chance to be good.

I’ve got a whole bunch of plausible-sounding rationalizations for putting a manual in everything, but mostly I like manuals.

Manual transmission please. Ford *can* make good ones. The stick in my Fiesta ST is great. Then again the stick in a base Fiesta is slushy poo, and that’s what the Maverick would probably get. This world doesn’t deserve an old fashioned long throw truck gearshift...

To be a fly on the wall at THAT meeting of the NTSB...

Sir.  On a site that employs Jason Torchinsky and David Tracy, I will not hear complaints about practicality or sensible decisionmaking. 

My friend. If you perform an engine swap on a Fit and it isn’t a K24, then you’re doing it all wrong.

Now wait just one goddamn second.  You are telling me that if I sold my house (and probably turned tricks for a year or so) I could have one of those?  Gonna go have a talk with my wife.

My wife tells me that in France, a popular urban legend was that high school girls who couldn’t get pregnancies ‘taken care of’ would make it happen by riding around in Wranglers, which French regarded as not much more comfortable than riding in a paint mixer.

A Rolls Royce Phantom V Having Its V8 Removed

It’s a solvable problem.

Guys. Just get a Camry. You know that or maybe an Accord is the answer here.

I have decided that the next major global struggle will be over control of the Greenland ice cap, and the Netherlands will win it from a red card-shorthanded Dutch team with a brilliant back-pass and bicycle kick goal.