Because when you’re cruising at 200 MPH on the Autobahn, you don’t give a damn whether it has an auto or manual. You just leave it in gear and don’t touch it. That’s what this car is about, a comfortable, very fast, highway cruiser. It’s not for attacking back roads.

I mentioned the same thing to my daughter several years ago, pointing out that I could cheat on her mother easily but didn’t, and did she know why?

I was thinking the same thing. I used to do a one day loop once a month in college. I’d drive an hour+ out to my girlfriend’s, pick her up, drive her back to my town, spend the day with her, then drive her back up and drive back. It wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, especially since I had extremely limited…

CP in bongwater next to a meth mountain.

Beautifully written.

There’s no way an Ubisoft title could feel like another Ubisoft title.

I saw a Prius that someone had put Dodge V10 Magnum badges on.. I thought that was pretty funny..

I doubt that framework would have made sense - colonial expansion was normal in the Mediterranean context from which Rome arose (Phoenician colonies in North Africa and Spain, Greek colonies in Italy and southern France), and conquering emperors were the great heroes of the day. Also, rebellion against Roman conquest…

I don’t know if I’d say ruined, but it’s certainly circling the drain.

There are problems with all of these choices. The jets are to fast and complex and use up too much fuel. You want an armored cockpit, a gun, preferably in a turret, and preferably not one but TWO turboprop engines.
while isis does not have sophisticated air defenses or missiles, they do have heavy machine guns and…

To prove they are smarter than all of their customers.

Especially since used RVs depreciate like a condom out of its wrapper.

When my wife and I bought our 4-cyl tacoma, it was technically her car because we weren’t married yet. She jokingly said to the dealer “now that I have a truck I can put truck nuts on it.”

Comic Sans, Papyrus—look, I’mma let you finish, but Bleeding Cowboys is the worst font of ALL TIME.

But only when they are squeezed with one’s mouth. ...so I’ve heard...

Bike nuts serve a purpose in that they light up when squeezed. Not joking btw.

That guy is a goddamn hero

Ohh, you mean this guy

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me