That tank motorcycle...HOW DOES IT TURN

That’s especially impressive considering the Prius drove almost twice as far.

If the only cars were 2CV, the main road collision would be pedestrians who are texting and walk into them from behind. 

Also, let’s talk about safety. You like impact-absorbing crumple zones? Great! Percentage-wise this car has more crumple zone than any car ever made.  There is literally no part of a 2CV that’s not a crumple zone. 

You do, however, need a shop and pretty extensive mechanical knowledge. 

This is so clealy a question for McParland that everyone else just has licence to goof around. A collectible first-generation Evo? Seriously? Tom is the man with the plan here. 

John Woo is like Aquaman with sharks, except he talks to doves. Don’t piss him off or you’ll have to wade through dove shit to get near your car.

The opening scene of MI:2 is what happened to MH370.  No idea what the macguffin was or who wanted it, but my fifty internet bucks says they parachuted out somewhere near the Cocos islands, got picked up by a friend with a boat, and let the plane run out of gas over the south Indian ocean. 

Counterpoint: my dog

They didn’t tie Odysseus to the mast because the sirens made a logically coherent argument for dashing yourself against the rocks. I won’t bother defending this with an argument, just take my hypothetical $18,000.

I am a very elegant shade of deep yellow with envy.  You got my dream car and it sounds like the seller took good care of it. 

Waaaait. Someone took a 500 foot dive onto rocks, in a NSX (good night, sweet prince), and he walked?  Unless that Acura had a parachute, I have a hard time seeing it. 

For practicality aficionados, this thing sits comfortably next the Volvo 240D, the VW bus and a dozen so 80s Subarus. It’s the same kind of pantheon another type of driver would reserve for the BMW 2002 and the Jaguar E-type. It had one of the greatest ratios of usefulness to weight/size/moving parts in car history.

Oh hell yes. My body is ready.

Pikes Peak makes me fundamentally nervous. I climbed the thing in snowshoes, and I feel like it’s a terrible place to push limits. So many of those curves will 100% guarantee the death of anyone who misjudges them.

Candiru in the bathtub! I apologize to every man who looks that up.

Zackly. That wonderful linear NA throttle response seems like an important component of a Singer-quality restomod like this one.

The extra HP is completely unnecessary for that weight of a car and cutting out the spinny bits makes it sound better, respond better, and survive longer without aggressive maintenance.

An ozzie buck is worth about 3/4 of a US buck. That’s still an expensive car tho.

What kind of lunatic would approach a Russian Atlant-class cruiser in a 4th generation fighter? Those things have an amazing air defense umbrella. Overall I think the trope where a ground attack jet has to fly straight at its targets until someone could throw a rock into its engine intake to be a bit tired.