Bravo

This is the jaammmm

Haha that's awesome

Yes, I had to bite my lip to keep from cackling at my desk while I was reading it!

This ultra-polemical style of blog writing is kind of tired, grating and not very funny. Jez should borrow Caity Weaver every once in a while.

And the award for most self-assured stating of a completely subjective opinion as an objective fact goes to....

Oh man I am going to so enjoy the internecine battles on this site if J. Law wins on Sunday (though I'm rooting for Lupita).

It's like a thing that makes sense for this ball. Hard to explain, but if you've ever seen it televised (I saw it once and it was weird/cool/funny/bizarre), you would be like, oh that makes sense for what this is. Basically like her taking an appearance fee for any other thing she goes to.

Whenever I see that white coat I think about how it would take me 0.000000000000000056 seconds to get it dirty.

Good points!

Thank you for expressing that perfectly.

I made a bet with myself on whether I would see a milk-is-evil reaction in the first thread. I win!

You can't just sue for defamation with a nominal amount of damages. Otherwise you aren't really defamed and there is no issue at law to be dealt with.

Maybe now Brooke Burke and Jules Asner can revive Wild On! and I can relive my high school glory days of watching tv at home by myself on Friday nights observing the party habits of drunk tourists in Greece and Bali.

If that's why you're judging her I'm all for it. But my point is that the judgment in the post stemmed from her bj act as being inappropriate and "childish", and that if such had been written about a jezebel-approved artist, the site would have churned out a "What We Really Mean When We Call Miley's Clinton BJ Act…

Yes. All art criticism has been a waste of time. Except for the criticism that wasn't about trying to make a woman look like a dumb slut for giving a fake bj while performing Party in the USA without the proper political discourse attached.

Judge people for being bad people. Don't give a fuck about a woman who pretends to blow a fake Bill Clinton while performing "Party in the USA" at a concert for her fans (ie, the people who pay to see her perform publicly) — it's the most ridiculous, first-world thing to waste time caring about.

Not really sure of the point I'm missing? That I'm supposed to hate this woman for simulating a blow job because she's trying to be edgy? That sounds like a dumb point!

It's not slut shaming if the slut is unpopular. Got it.

Hmmmm. Did this even require a shaming/scolding? It's like the site trying to find a reason to disapprove of her—to the point of criticizing "childish antics" it would be defending against slut shaming for any of the Jezebel-approved artists.