She is the sole reason I would ever question my sexuality. But I think I'd mostly be content to sit in a room drinking alcohol and making foreign policy jokes with her.

Doughnut holes? And here I thought the key to cooperation was grilled cheese sandwiches.

I was in Egypt in 2004 as well, and I had the same experience. The "worst" thing that happened was people saying "hey, Spice Girls!" when my friends and I would go places (we're very white and def could not pass ourselves off as being of Semitic descent). There were some catcalls, moreso when a male was not with us,…

My dog does almost exactly the same thing when I'm noisy at night. He's always asleep before I am, and if I listen to music or exercise or do anything that's sort of loud, he starts the sighing and general heavy breathing. Then comes the pained movement to another room, the big production of finding a new sleeping…

I'd like to see Macauley Culkin take it all. I will never get tired of Home Alone.

My friend posted that Letterman clip on my fb page and my response was "She is the most adorable thing to ever grace the earth! And that quip— who knew she was so witty?! Love the Gomez!"

But don't you see? She's obviously driven him to it with immodest, unladylike behavior! I think that's the narrative here, anyway.

You are not alone— I too loved the SSP. I don't really care for her standup so much, but I'm interested in seeing what she puts together here. The stupidity of her humor has me convinced she is brilliant.

Honestly, I think Khloe looks like a female version of Rob. Nothing at all like her sisters, but def not out of the realm of possibility for Robert Kardashian. Maybe I'm wrong, but I just don't see the resemblence with the hairdresser, other than they're both people with faces.

I'm 29 and I think Zayn Malik is one of the best looking people I've ever seen, regardless of his ink. I wish science could make him 10 years older without a 10 year wait.

I'm giving you a standing ovation from my living room. I think you've hit the nail on the head!

I had the same thought. I'm no Kim K fan, and on some shameful level I do feel a twinge of schadenfreude because it seems she has no real values, but this is nasty. Even women I can't respect deserve to be treated with some humanity, for christs sake.

I clicked on Dirt Bag, saw the byline and immediately had the same thought. I'm going to count every second until our dear, funny Lindy is back!

I get this. While the general public makes me want better cumpulsory education, I get mad bc it seems no matter where the childless go or do, they're expected to pitch in and raise someone else's child. I hate working holidays and OT bc "so-and-so has a family," as if the childless are unable to form deep bonds with…

Stacey Kiebler wins everything. She looked beyond stunning! Also, I don't think CZJ could ever look ugly if she tried. And, hey, am I the only one looking at Nancy O'Dell's dress and having flashbacks to Austin Scarlet's Nancy O'Dell dress? She does look very pretty, though.

This picture is the greatest

I love makeup. I think it's a wonderful art form and method self-expression. I also love the idea of Sephora, but not the actual store. It is too bright, it is too crowded, there is actually too much stuff. Also, as others have pointed out: I am NOT putting those dirty samples on my face. Save for my periodic Nars…

I bekieve she was both Romy and The Rhoda.

As a woman with a big chest and small legs, I am very much aware that this body type is difficult to "improve" (whatever the fuck that means). So you can imagine how happy I was to see an actual tip on how to work with my body type. . . Oh, wait. Are there any actual fitness tips in his post, or just rants about how…

The perpetual reruns have made me realize he was the best part of that show (i dont mean that as a knock to the other characters/actors). He has innate comedic timing and I've grown to appreciate him a lot for that. Also, I bet he makes more off residuals than all of my family members, combined, are worth. I do not…