If I didn't know any better, this song and video would lead me to believe he's a foreign kid who didn't really know how to speak english. I hope that's true of the songwriters anyway, because this shit is truly awkward.

I'm wondering if this version *also* includes a hull made from a brittle mixture of metals? History teaches us things. Let's learn them.

Ha! I had the same thought and was hoping someone beat me to the comment.

Re: Alyssa Milano, I started talking at 5 months old and I am confident that I am not a genius. Is 4 months the cutoff? Are there other factors we need to consider? Should i just attempt to muster up the finger strength and click through to the full post? . . .no, I'm most definitely sure I should not do that.

When I was in middle school i used red sugar free kool aid. It worked well for my purposes, but certainly did not look nearly as good as this girl's hair (it did not look good at all, but it sure was bright!). For the record, I love her haircolor and I think it looks positively smashing with her skin tone. I'd fight…

I'm with you. He always seems like he's having fun, but not at someone else's expense. I officially declare my stance as Pro-Roker.

A bit OT, but everytime I see this woman's picture I think she's Lorraine Pilkington (Katrina) from Monarch of the Glen. Anyone else? Just me? Ok then.

My honest to god, authentic reaction to reading who Stan is dating now: "her?"

I know her bro is a coach for Oregon, so I really thought this would be a story about how even though they're both highly successful people, they still refer to each other by stupid childhood nicknames ("fat butt" is totally the sort of genius my childhood brain would've found hilarious). The actual story has all the…

I was hoping someone pointed that out. I can't stand the use of that word.

I propose a law that no more actors be named Luke. I always get excited for a half a second thinking "aw man, this has gotta be Luke Perry!" And it never is. Life is a tad bleaker for it.

I'm with you. I used to have a pretty low opinion of Miley, but she's getting better and better. I tried to keep disliking her, but I think she's finding herself and realizing she's not quite the ass she was taught to be through childhood. And yeah, being 19 or 20 is painfully stupid for all of us.

The cost may have gone up since I handed over all my money to them. This was during the Full Service tour in 2009, i think. It got you tix guaranteed in the 1st few rows, some food, an open bar, chilling with the band (the actual band not the "boyband"), a gift bag with crap like NKOTB chapstick and one-size-fits-all…

I happened to see the episode with the drug with a family member who is a nurse. Completely freaked out, I turned to her and demanded to know if such a thing exists. It does.

I know! I never witnessed him being an asshole to the band. That would probably be a dealbreaker. But my friend and I have found alcohol goes *really well* with NKOTB, so we can't fault Joey if he is drunk. Boybanders: they're just like us. Inebriated.

I too get the big exaggeration vibe from the JLaw story. Not because I know anything about anything, but because I'm pretty sure something similar happened when the Brady Bunch visited the islands.

After 10 concerts, my friend and I realized that Joey appears drunk most nights. We find it endearing.

Donnie Wahlberg's twitter has turned me into his anti-fan. Man, I just hate that guy! Also, my 1st NKOTB show was totally one of the most fun experiences of my life. I've acted more ridiculous because of this stupid group of guys and it was so.much.fun!

I have seen NKOTB in concert literally 10 times since 2008. It started off as a fun way for my friend and I to re-live our early childhoods, but we had so much fun at the first show that we couldn't stop (we refer to it as "the mania" and do not at all pretend to be healthy, functioning adults). While we love NKOTB,…

Would it really have been super inappropriate for authorities to have called in a specialist to shoot the guy with a tranquilizer? Once it takes hold the guy will loosen his grip and fall gently into a safety net below. Maybe they could even tag him and take his measurements for science purposes. Sure, this is how my…