I had previously given the title of Coxswain of America's Douchecanoe to Breitbart, but I think now it's time to pass the torch...

I missed that video! I read Jez mostly on my old, outdated, craptastic BlackBerry which doesn't ever show me the videos posted here. So chances are even if I saw the post with the video, I just skipped right over it.

It's hard for me to fault others for not being able to say particular words, as I can't bring myself to say that common slang word that starts with "p" that happens to mean "vagina." It just sounds so vulgar! But I'm going to group "pee" in with that because it's slang, so it's not as bad as being opposed to…

I admit it, I considered seeing the movie Wanderlust, but the fact that Jennifer Aniston is in it makes me think it will be awful. Also: I think I dislike every.single.thing about Seth Rogen, and keep fighting the good fight, Lucy Lawless!

This is shocking to me— people actually can't bring themselves to say an anatomical term? And they're the same people trying to regulate what may or may not go in and out of it? This is a thing, like a not-confined-to-1-or-2-people kind of thing? My sacred ladyparts that give life to god's miracles™ are so dirty the…

My adoration of Maddow knows no bounds. That is all.

1) I die for Alexandra Lamy's dress.

This is basically what I came here to say. I would just like to see her start acting like a grown woman and not a 13 year old girl anymore.

Oh, Adam Sandler, my world has been shaken to its very core. I'd expect this from Shooter McGavin, but not so much from you.

I love Shakira so much and would cry my eyeballs out if a seal with a taste for mammal blood were to bite her hand off.

I worked at this terrible chain restaurant that, judging by the amount of business we had, doesn't have very good food. Not only was the restaurant very slow, they paid us $5/hour and then inflated our tips on our paystubs so that they wouldn't be audited. Needless to say, one night I walked out and never went back.

I'm a waitress and even though the cooks are always making much more than I am per hour, I gladly tip out everyone that helps me get food to a table. I figure, no matter what the cooks, hostesses, bartenders, or expo people are doing or (more importantly) how well they're doing it, they are going to get paid. So, I…

I think that's exactly it. It's probably not her that I hate, but I view her as the embodiment of so many awful things associated with the fashion industry. And her claim to fame and adulation is something as unimportant and inconsequential as a fashion magazine. She's not setting up organic lentil colonies to sustain…

Maybe this is a little harsh, but I friggin' hate Anna Wintour. I will never understand why people fawn over her and kiss her ass. She runs a *fashion* magazine. Janitors contribute more to this world and yet people just make fun of their profession. I will never understand.

I feel like this is an even more fucked up extension of Nixon's "southern strategy." Racism hasn't gone away, despite what some white people might say, and playing on racist fears are the only hopes these scumbags have to drum up support for their cause. It's sick and it really scares me that there are so many people…

I agree. It seems like everything they do is an attempt to make him an outsider that can't be trusted. It makes my face explode that I lived through 8 years of GW without a peep from the Right about ethics and the Constitution. Now we have a President with slightly darker skin, and there are sudden cries to see his…

No, sadly they're not. I have the knitted style boots and I have a totally separate set of Timberland boots for snowblowing and shoveling and generally icky days. They are nothing compared to the toasty softness of my Uggs, but they do their job on cold, wet days.

THIS! Uggs are little nests of heaven made for the feet. I HATED uggs with a passion bc they were so ugly. Then I found myself in a predicament and had to borrow a friend's pair for a night. I have never gone through a winter without Uggs since. They are the most comfortable and warmest boots I've ever owned. I scoff…

I (foolishly) read a Real Housewives blog a few times a week and so many of the people posting there first deny that she was ever abused and then victim-blame incase there's a small chance they're wrong. I don't know what her truth is. I know she has definitely been caught in lies before. I know there's photographic…

This was my thought exactly. A guy I went to highschool with was killed in a hazing incident. He was forced to drink so much water that his brain hemorrhaged and he *DIED.* In this particular case though the frat was not officially recognized by the university bc it had gotten in trouble in the past. But I think if…