I hear he's been trying to get back into the Alliance for years.

Oh, I so appreciate this.

This seems plausible in a Human Centipede-meets-Junior kind of way. Someone should get on this and make all of his dreams come true!

I can't with the Kim K anymore. I just can't. It seems like everytime I check out dirtbag, she's quoted saying something stupid and my head explodes— like full-blown Krakatoa exploding. I was unaware that simultaneously wearing lipgloss and attaching my name to any terrible product I come across would make me a "smart…

I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv, but isn't it like super mega common for young ladies to put on weight around 10/11 years old, before menarche? Doesn't the percentage of body fat on a young lady influence when or if she begins menstruating? I've always thought this (please forgive me if i'm wrong!), so it…

I like to stay informed, but things like this make me want to crawl into a hole and live like a Sasquatch.

GET HIM OUTTA THAT WATER! HE'S GONNA DIE! AHHH!

I second this! She's perpetually funny. I'm still laughing at her decades-old standup.

I read the comments on this one to see if I was the only one who didn't make that connection! Maybe if the picture of her next to the virgin Mary were the lead photo it would have been more obvious for some of us?

I agree with this, but I fear that telling anyone with Diabetes that it is a death sentence can be damaging. Type 2 is especially manageable and even preventable in a lot of cases, so while warning others of the risks is ridiculously important, we also have to give them the motivation to take care of their condition…

I have to say I find this article to be almost inexcusable. Really. The first paragraph turned me off of the whole thing because I have been a type-1 diabetic for almost 18 years (it will be 18 years on Feb 22), and here I thought I could MANAGE my illness when really I should have been rolling over and dying (that's…

*I'm now going to punch myself in the face.

Everything in the media about dating makes me happy I'm a reclusive, hermit-esque nerdball whose preferred method of socialization is a totally inappropriate post on a friend's facebook wall.

Twatwaffle, ftw! I'm committed to integrating this word into my vocabulary.

I was wondering who would give Lindsay a job! Lifetime makes sense. I don't know why Kate Winslet would waste her time on LL, though. There's no competition.

Somehow you've managed to articulate exactly what happens in my brain anytime I hear any sort of self-absorbed-twat-of-a-Conservative speak. For that you have been hearted.

I remember all those scenes from their big family vacation where Kris H was pretty much just acting like a 26 year old guy with the world at his feet, and Kim K thought (pretended to think?) it was funny and he was just being playful. How surprising is it then that the same guy would still act like a 26 year old with…

This hardly seems like justice, but at least he'll be away from the general population of any given country for a while. It just seems like a drop in the bucket considering the amount of karma that should be headed his way, what with the 2 murders, the gloating about it to an undercover reporter, and the freaking…

I agree. I should clarify: I hear A LOT of "you want to punish people for being successful, you communist!" as a reason to let the rich keep their insanely low tax rates. I was just saying that bc you had mention a "pro-capitalist arsehole," and that it exactly what pro-capitalist arseholes have said to me in the…

I went shopping the other day for some plus-sized clothing since 95% of my clothes are about 2 sizes too small for me now. I ended up feeling super disappointed and angry, because not only was there a super teeny tiny plus-size clothing section at this MAJOR department store, it was located in a corner of the…