lol, Whatever happened the the Deluise boys? Michael and Peter always amused me in the 80s, unlike their father :(
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i once mentioned the rabbit thing to my friend after we were listening to aerosmith’s sweet emotion and her eyes nearly popped out of her head. At first she was disgusted that people were killing rabbits, but then her eyes got bigger and she gasped, “he knocked a girl up and left her! What a dick!”
i want to put Cookie in a time machine and watch her confront a young Joan Crawford.
- Dance clubs. I still enjoy dancing, but i prefer more of the get drunk in my livingroom and bust out a bizarre karaoke dance off with close friends over bumping and grinding with some sweaty people i’ve never met while drinking watered down drinks.
Well that makes me go “Ehhhh...hard pass” on the shot. I think i’ll keep my pills (where i KNOW if i fucked up and it’s on me) and my husband wearing a condom (for super extra paranoid protection). Also if you’re really officially done with having kids, there’s nothing wrong with a vasectomy. Why must it always be the…
babies certainly aren’t that exciting when they first get home (what with all the sleeping, pooping and screaming), but as kids age they can become fun. I think the worst thing parents do (again gleeming this only from watching friends and relatives who hit either side of doing it right and having it go horribly…
this poor kid is one of the best examples of why peaking early is a bad idea. And even more freaky, he looks exactly the same, only rougher around the edges:
ok, hang on. Affordable healthcare requires birth control coverage for ALL insurance plans. I don’t think that’s correct. I say this because my insurance (offered by my business) does not cover my birth control (something that made my pharmacist literally “huh, that’s odd” and then shrugged and charge me 30 dollars).…
just yesterday i went out to dinner with my parents. When my water arrived i looked down and noticed that a fruit fly had fallen in and died. Whoopie, who cares, it happens. So when the waitress came back i politely said, “Hi, sorry, I hate to be a pain, but can I get a new water? A fruit fly died in mine.” - i want…
blair witch project.
agreed. We had a kid in our school who liked to spit his chew on the corner of ALL of our water fountains. The janitors hated him and he was eventually caught and told to knock it off.
Pretty sure the world of trek couldn’t even remotely fit into our country’s culture. It’s way too socialist for the average American’s liking (which is a same in many ways). Capitalism doesn’t even exist. People work for self fulfillment and according to Picard there is no currency, sooooo yeaaah, let’s try that again…
Merry Early Christmas. My Google Fu is strong tonight:
um...well i suppose that depends, do you enjoy Dad Bods?
well, you win the internets today.
i donno a dead guy sitting up and saying, hey...let me tell you what happened to me isn’t exactly comedy, but it’s not really serious either. It kinda comes off buffoonish. Clearly Wilder made a wise choice.
lol, my sister in law (who is 15) is terrified of horror films, which blows my mind as i began watching them at 8. I think you just need to be raised around them or with people who watched them and shrugged saying, “meh, it’s just a movie.”
i have never understood my friends (who are parents) who say stuff like, “you don’t get it, they watch that movie over and over and we have to buy all the toys” (this is true for all kid films for them) and yet i know plenty of other people with kids who can get away with avoiding this stuff, much like you. It can be…