Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Barkevious Mingo will always be my favorite Star Wars character. 

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

Han shot first?

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

FIFY

The bendy javelin will always be hilarious

Lamar is actually treated very fairly by the film. He’s the only one who actually has a date to their big party, is an athlete who wins one of the homecoming competitions, and isn’t the butt of any gay jokes other than him being a bit effimiate.  Not bad for a 80s comedy.

In its defense, it was Revenge of the Nerds, not Non-Spiteful and Morally-Appropriate Reprisal of the Nerds.

Yeah I respectfully disagree with this completely. I found Hopper’s behavior to be a new father who would have struggled with a teenage daughter (as many do IRL) in even the best of circumstances, and their circumstances are hardly ideal.

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

Geralt seems fine to me. Ciri looks meh. Yennefer looks rad as hell.

I guess the hair looks weird, but overall I’m liking it. Extra so that everything seems to be pointing us towards the conclusion it’s a re-telling of the books.

Neither is OK.  UFC is human cockfighting. 

Genuine question, though I understand it may read as criticism . . .

His true astonishment and admiration while the Pizza GOAT slowly walks away as if nothing happened is the best part of this video

The Hut Fumble

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

This is everything I could have ever wanted from a Werner Herzog 11 Questions and more.