ThyFather
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Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

Counterpoint: They’re okay, maybe even meh, and that’s what’s great about them.

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

Sheep Hunters are Romantics, who love high places and solitude. To them the wild ram embodies the mystery and magic of the mountains, the rocky canyons, the snowy peaks, the fragrant alpine meadows, the gray slide rock, the icy dancing rills fed by snowbank and glacier, the sweet clean air of the high places, and the

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

Us? No. Me? Yes. 

Holy shit... how long have you had this prepared?!

welcome back

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

I can’t wait for next year’s sit down with Bill Simmons to review the Fast and Furious films.

There was a guy I used to work with who would brush his teeth three or four times a day in the bathroom. I don’t have the same animus towards it as you do, but still, a little odd.

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I

“Still thinking of Abraham Lincoln as the guy who lost the 1858 Senate contest to Stephen Douglas? Think again.”

In six months, when I go to my next dentist appointment, I’ll read this and get back with you Laura. 

So as the years passed, the story of the short signal-caller who conquered insurmountable odds...

What do they call Battle Royale in France?