Punisher: Vampire Hunter. 

Isn’t that what The Batman did? There were like, three real fight scenes in the entire 3-hour movie. The rest of the time was just Batman/Bruce and Alfred solving puzzles.

In vino vertas. Clapton’s a racist piece of shit, he’s just really bad at hiding it when he’s drunk. He’s not racist because he drinks. He’s racist and he drinks.

Uranium decay primarily produces alpha particles, basically a free helium nucleus with no electron. As particles go that one is big, slow and can be stopped by barriers like clothing or skin. Carrying a piece of uranium on your person isn’t a good idea but it’s unlikely to have significant effects unless the exposure…

I’m hoping that’s photoshop? She was in some Netflix Christmas movie with Rob Lowe where she goes to Africa and befriends an elephant and falls in love (with Rob Lowe and the elephant) and she looked normal. I remember watching the movie and thinking “oh she looks great. Not plastic.” Her forehead had normal lines as…

Charlotte is barely recognizable. 

They could mobilize the world and prepare for when the aliens appear, or actively go hunt for them, instead of sending all the people into the future as cannon fodder.

Ads for this movie keep playing on the channels they run at my gym. It looks like absolute shit, and every ad makes it look even shittier.

Seems like they really buried the lede on this one:

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

“...it’s hard to justify arresting someone and seizing all of their electronics simply for posting about a protest on Facebook.” Maybe not so hard - it’s an incitement to behavior that is counter to the health of the population during a pandemic. Victoria has been under strict lockdown for a month and she is…

When you have to annex the backyard

Like most things, it all comes down to $$$. Multiple pieces would require extra bracing ($), extra nuts and bolts ($), extra time for manufacturing ($), and extra time for on site storage and assembly ($$). When you have the ability to make one giant piece and get it to the site for, in reality, not much more than the…

Sorry Crozier, but you gotta read the room.  If you’d committed some war crimes instead of doing right by your sailors, you’d be Secretary of Defense by now.  No one to blame but yourself.

I stopped caring when there were no F-14's.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

That’s not even all of it. The missed PI against Marvin and the unnecessary roughness against Walker when he was just trying to intercept the ball. I could live with those and the first missed hands to the face call. But missing the same call a second time resulting in the Lions never getting a chance to go win the…

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.