Isn’t that what The Batman did? There were like, three real fight scenes in the entire 3-hour movie. The rest of the time was just Batman/Bruce and Alfred solving puzzles.

I’m hoping that’s photoshop? She was in some Netflix Christmas movie with Rob Lowe where she goes to Africa and befriends an elephant and falls in love (with Rob Lowe and the elephant) and she looked normal. I remember watching the movie and thinking “oh she looks great. Not plastic.” Her forehead had normal lines as…

Charlotte is barely recognizable. 

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

Like most things, it all comes down to $$$. Multiple pieces would require extra bracing ($), extra nuts and bolts ($), extra time for manufacturing ($), and extra time for on site storage and assembly ($$). When you have the ability to make one giant piece and get it to the site for, in reality, not much more than the…

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

That’s not even all of it. The missed PI against Marvin and the unnecessary roughness against Walker when he was just trying to intercept the ball. I could live with those and the first missed hands to the face call. But missing the same call a second time resulting in the Lions never getting a chance to go win the…

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Barkevious Mingo will always be my favorite Star Wars character. 

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

Han shot first?

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

FIFY

The bendy javelin will always be hilarious

Lamar is actually treated very fairly by the film. He’s the only one who actually has a date to their big party, is an athlete who wins one of the homecoming competitions, and isn’t the butt of any gay jokes other than him being a bit effimiate.  Not bad for a 80s comedy.