Hot take: Wish You Were Here AND all of Dark Side > Another Brick in The Wall

that’s the baby’s home. you stay outta there, you had your turn

hey, you can’t always get what you want

I used to do some family law but after I year I swore off on it, and since then practiced criminal law exclusively.

Because in there, he cannot be bothered.

One of my favorite “have to poop” euphemisms

Fuck propane. Use wood like god intended.

Propane guy: here you go.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

that’s an insult to garbage. garbage never killed anyone...on purpose.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.