Great, now I have to agree with Angel Hernandez on something. This sucks.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

And that’s why FIFA should ban the Iraqi National Team.

Now it gets reported on and makes them look shitty, especially when people can go back and find evidence of Saudis doing it in the past.

Aussies should’ve acquiesced to the Saudi players’ “cultural grounds” and given each player 50 lashes.

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

Counterpoint to Team Names: MLB has the dumbest team names. Look at this shit: Reds, Red Sox, White Sox, Brewers, Padres, Athletics. ATHLETICS! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NAME A TEAM “THE ATHLETICS”? Give me a fucking break! And the teams named after the color of their socks? Are you shitting me? Fuck, man, I wear white…

There’s Canadian NBC?

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Still convinced they’re the famous Dear Prudie incest twins:

Sarah Palin with a bad take? You don’t say!

I can’t get past the fact that these look like the first three pictures of a gay-sex-in-the-gym series.

Correction: this is all you need to know about Paul Ryan’s _______.

It’s more watchable than Temple of Doom, which has sections I actively hate, but also more forgettable. Both are vastly inferior to Raiders and Last Crusade.

An old-school refrigerator?