I even stayed in for the next video and boy was i rewarded:

Life Pro Tip: Click the gear at the bottom right of the youtube video on a computer browser, watch at 2x speed, only waste 3:20 of your time on shitty Youtube videos!

Or “How to Use a Zip Tie to Link to Another Article”

What the fuck is this shit?

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

I was about to say the same thing. This seems awfully wasteful, if not an exercise in hyperbowl-y. Ha! I crack myself up.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

He was good. You got me there.

Your 6 year old showered when they were 2? My daughter still freaks out when I pour water on her head.

Vengeance will be mine . . .

Yep, I almost want to meet this person just so I can tell her how much I wish I never met her.

There is nothing worse than a young kid pooping in a tub.

It gets worse. That article was “produced with support from the
Economic Hardship Reporting Project, a nonprofit devoted to journalism about inequality.”

+I

This man is a father.

Ok, there’s no way that June Thunderstorm op-ed isn’t some sort of elaborate performance art piece. I refuse to believe these are the opinions of a real person. “June Thunderstorm” is clearly an amalgam of fifty different flavors of insufferable college student combined by computer into a gestalt entity intended to…

and then the rest of the movie is boring filler

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!