Of course he anticipated this, but this doesn’t matter to him. Trump’s economic and tax policies will make it easier for Khan to avoid paying millions of dollars in taxes and regulatory compliance. The racist shit? Doesn’t affect him in the slightest. The plight of some poor Muslim trying to immigrate from Yemen…

He’s a fucking idiot if he didn’t anticipate this. Fuck him and his shitty team and any other ass who voted for that cunt.

Fuck you, Haisley. I think that I speak for us all when I say, “I’d rather be with a dying dog than to spend one more minute in Salt Lake City.”

Just yesterday, I told someone the story about my old neighbor across the hall, who had been a NYC firefighter when they still had goddamn horses pulling the firetrucks.

Jesus Christ, Johnny Unitas played with Dan Fouts?!!? I remember watching Dan Fouts play as a kid. I mean, I know I’m old, but I didn’t realize I was “the guys who were playing when I grew up, played with Johnny U” old. This is like one of those geneaology things where you find out the aunt of your aunt went to school…

....you do this every week?

Dear lord.

Asking as an American: I know you guys spell a lot of words like favor and center wrong, but lose? That is a new one for me.

Unfortunately, my wife had a similar experience at Home Depot when she asked for black caulk.

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Oh bullshit.

I was just in Georgia on vacation (down from MA). At a playground with my pregnant wife and twin 2-yr old girls. A father of boy/girl on a bench points to my wife’s belly and says “Are you gonna get the next one right?” She asks “what do you mean?” He says “You know - y’all gonna get it right and have a boy?” My wife…

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

only a lunatic would eat the shells of peanuts. I have known people to eat kiwi skins, apple cores, and sunflower shells without thinking it’s weird. I am relatively certain one of these crazed maniacs will kill me in my sleep someday.

Pitchers and catchers report in just 47 days!

The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

I have seen much worse, in terms of the scope and dollar amount of what they want.