Only morons call it “soda”....

Absolutely would install a urinal in my bathroom.

Seriously! I’ve had this discussion a dozen times. This is my dream.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Take them to school, dipshit.

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

America wins if we could get some other country to just take St. Louis. Nothing required in return. Like a free transfer in European soccer.

Nail biter guy is married?

Fucking hell, man, that’s brilliant!

Too risky? They were risking a 3-1 loss vs. a 2-1 loss?

I.K. didn't.

C’mon, man...CC’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Saying he was sucker punched implies Smith didn’t throw any punches which I find hard to believe. Most likely he threw some but most of them landed 10 yards past Enemkpali or out of bounds.

Go Jets!

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

I've watched this seven times and I don't see the point of it.

I like the part with the dancing.