god i laid money on the bears 8.5 over thinking it was as good as free money. when i heard a vegas bookie call into a chicago raido sports show saying the money has flowed heavily to that side and they were "comfortable" with that line i knew i was dead in the water.

I AM NOT WATCHING THAT AND FUCK YOU FOR LINKING IT

it's like milking someone's back boob.

You two need to meet up in Temecula.

what the fuck is your problem

I was mostly making a joke, though I would gladly watch such a tape if someone produces it. What a weird conversation.

I think you meant the 32nd pick.

Where exactly in Tijuana?

Hilario Guajardo was blitted out of his goddamn gourd on a "drug cocktail," according to the Mirror, when cops thought they had him:

How the fuck did I not go with pukekkake?

UPDATE! He just shit himself too.

because why wait till after the lions play to have a bad taste in your mouth.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

"I'm tired of going through this every time you hide your goddamn keys!!"