Or fishing your beer out of the diesel tank on a hot day. Evaporative cooling and that wide-mouth fill cap on the tanks make for nice cool (perhaps bad tasting) brews. With the hand throttle, you don't even have to slow down!

It still blows my mind that auto makers have yet to allow a smartphone screen, via bluetooth, NFC, wifi, or magic dust or whatever to simply be duplicated on the cars touchscreen. When you push a button on the car touchscreen, it does the exact same thing as what would happen if you touched that button on your…

Well, as everyone knows the 240 assembly started with the heater core, and then the entire car was bolted to it. So perhaps a small fusion reactor is what's in there. All I know is that I can replace a red block motor and AW71 transmission in less time than it takes to fix the damn heater core in a 240.

I would still own one of these so hard. So damn hard.

He prefers external combustion

No R63? They sold less than a hundred (best estimate is around 50-60) in the US. They SHOULD have sold more but a nearly $100k, AWD, MPV is a hard sell.

But AT only makes me a sad panda. If they had offered a proper gearbox in these, I think they would have sold more. Might have even been able to hit 4,000! ;)

I think what people that haven't shot handguns don't realize is that it is extremely difficult to be accurate at anything over 10 meters. You really have to train. Especially while walking backwards, shooting with one hand. Good luck hitting the broad side of a barn shooting like that.

This is great news. Who could forget Madonna pissing her pants after a tire smoking ride in an M5.
How about this: Stereotypical douchebag M3 driver who thinks the car is only good for picking up skanks at LeClub, has the car taken form him by Clive Owen. Clive proceeds to demonstrate how the car should be driven,…

You joke, but in the right hands that could be fantastic.

The Driver takes the new 225 Active Tourer to Pottery Barn to return some onion soup bowels he and the wife got as a wedding gift. They stand in line for like 10 minutes, the cashier gives him shit because he does not have a receipt. They get a store credit and purchase some weird rug.

Unfortunately, it will feature a mom getting her kids to soccer practice in a BMW 2-Series Active Tourer. She will not be paying attention to the road as she talks on her phone, this will lead to "exciting" moments where she narrowly avoids hitting the person who she just cut off as she swerves down the road.

Back when I was an athlete in high school and college, I NEVER had sex the night before a competition. Sadly, neither did I the night after. Or the one after that. Or the one...

Ahem.

I didn't know this was something that qualified as genius. I've been doing this ever since buses have started having free wifi. Problem is about half the buses I come across you need the password to access the network. Now with these guys blabbing about it, I'm sure the rest will add it too.

I have used wireless for a few years while driving. Verizon unlimited data (data $24/month with my discount from work), foxfi app, and ipad. Phone's Wireless hotspot to the ipad. Go south 6 times a year. 9 to 10 hour drive. 4G coverage most of the way to Florida to see my mom. Keeps the girlfriend happy while I drive…

The Baja. I loved this when it was new. I still do. It seems like only now do people appreicate them.

Windshield wipers are also great for holding down flyers that random people put on cars parked at the mall.