I’m stuck between “So long and thanks for all the fish” and something with a more military focus. Like this:

As a fellow cyclist, how about an ELF?

Biggest damn Jet Ski I’ve ever seen....

Question: has anyone ever ordered tires from TireRack, had them put on at a little independent place, then had to use the treadwear warranty?

Hydrodynamic suspension?

Screw hybrid, these get infinite MPG.

In Japan, the rail company would apologize profusely...

About the only thing that excites me about this story is that the 10,000,000th Mustang IS A MANUAL.

Well, Mustangs DO fight back much like alien xenomorphs, and this example IS outwardly similar to a powered exoskeleton...

As a private pilot, I offer an alternative that’s worked well for me.

My current example: 2014 Honda Civic Si sedan with navigation, silver. Purchased new almost exactly four years ago; I have 36K on it. KBB says it’s worth between $15 and $17K; I paid $21K four years ago. Other than one set of tires (which are wearing insanely quickly and I expect to replace under their warranty soon),…

What’s next?

I’ve had the pleasure of flying right seat with my father in that airspace a few times.

My wife and I looked at a new 2009 Mercedes E350 around (I’m guessing) early 2009. We took a pass at that time, based in part on an exorbitant monthly lease payment.

I’ve thought about this, but there’s no way I could get my wife *precisely* what she would want for a new vehicle without her involvement.

After my wife got a totally undeserved ticket, I got her a Valentine One for Christmas.

Prepare in advance.

Storytime!

Brilliant salesperson for my first new car, a 2001 VW Jetta 1.8T.

No test drive. Sadly.
About the time I got my license, the little independent repair shop that my parents took their cars to suddenly had an ‘88 Fiero GT V6 on the lot, and at a low enough price that I could swing it.
Being friendly with my parents, the owner told them I wouldn’t be able to handle the car, especially…