I unrecommended this just so I could recommend it again.

The Hello Kitty one works for me.

You're braver than me. I'm tying myself in knots worried about what'll happen if this guy pops up out of the greytext. >.>

I'm comparing her to a lot of the more shadowy-noir-y Kristen Stewart photoshoots, where she looks about this color.

I don't disagree, but I gotta admit, when I first looked at this she looked pretty white. I just assumed she'd been airbrushed to hell to make her look MORE white.

Or worse... Both.

Yeah, no, we're not having this conversation again, I got called enough names the last time.

Is there a word for the opposite of that?

I, for one, welcome our new Homo Superior overlords.

Parody is fair use?

Goes both ways. Ernie wasn't too great to Bert either.

they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.

... That's a bit much, isn't it?

Oh, no, I'm well aware of that. I just don't want to think of that in this particular context.

Let's please not make this about gender. If you support the death penalty, this lady is just as deserving of it as anyone else they've put to death. I don't support it, but I wouldn't have batted an eye if she got LWOP.

"viable"

So, just to clarify, are we going after Playboy and Hustler next? Maxim? FHM?

Which is totally valid, but I wish they'd gone for the actual constitutional question.