Hey, I think a giant tree alien that just says "I am big," is pretty funny, too, and makes about as much sense.

Don't sully the Goblin Kings good name.

Nope, you suck.

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.

lol check out this guy, he thinks his fear of change is impressive.

Time to branch out, perhaps. Takes all sorts to make the world go 'round.

Adult women writing HP fanfic kept livejournal alive for like, 2 years past its expiration date...

I'm not sure I get your criticism here. It's not like the adult co-opting is marketed at or intended for children, so what's the problem? I don't see anything wrong with adults enjoying or engaging with things meant for children - what does "for children" even mean that precludes adults also enjoying a thing. …

If you guys think this is shocking, I need to introduce you to some more interesting people.

And really, an article about a woman being slut-shamed for a hickey is not the appropriate place to be sharing your personal opinions on whether or not hickeys are "tasteful" or "adult" or whatever the fuck.

God, the number of people commenting that hickeys are gross/abusive/juvenile is really depressing.

They CAN be like that.

But come on, are we really going to dictate what people should or should not like, sexually?
Sucking on my neck feels GOOD to me. Strangers on the internet have no business telling me or anyone else that that's bad.

Because cooking is women's work, except for the kind of cooking that wins awards and is treated like fine art, in which case it's for MANLY MAN-CHEFS ONLY.

I hate caps, but today I will do it.
LEAVE MILEY ALONE.

Their outrage is a little late. An Arab-American Muslim DID win Miss America... in 2010. Her name's Rima Fakih. She's pretty and she has some kind of stripping scandal associated with her. USA! USA!

It seems the only people who seem to remember that are the current foreigners, the newly immigrated and, well, minorities.

That makes me so incredibly sad. Last time I checked, American was built by foreigners and immigrants.

I wonder how that Tennessee judge who told a mother she had to change her baby's name from Messiah (because it was blasphemous) would feel if she knew that approximately every third Puritan had "Jesus Christ" and/or "God" in his or her name.

I sang that to the tune of Mustang Sally. I really should go now...

I literally called this dude a "radical." You guys are grasping at nothing.