At this attrition rate College Football will be the only professional football league left.

In an effort to continue to get it right, the Vikings rereleased Chris Kluwe.

Jameis Winston as "Queef Osceola"

In anticipation of indictment, Stewart's attorney has requested a change of venue to Talledega.

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Too bad they shut down. I hope they start a facebook page i can "Like" or put out something I can retweet. I remember back in 2012 I did something like that and brought an African warlord named Joseph Kony to justice without ever getting out of my pajamas.

makes me long for the good ol' days when NFL players were just dudes stabbin' other dudes.

Well if you keep him on your roster chances are he'll end up taking your team behind the woodshed.

Nice checkdown

The Players' Union agrees to the following marijuana policy:

The Whole Story Comes out:

(Joke Retracted - The NFL never saw this comment)

Good point. But let me run this one by you that just occured to me as I squinted to read your comment. If two good natured blokes have a spirited, well-informed discussion over sporting hypotheticals but they do it in the grey did we even have a conversation?

Point well taken. But while supernova might be a better astronomical analogy, "white dwarf" sounds funnier and is true enough for the comment section.

Spitballing some numbers:

I find your lack of faith..........disturbing.

You're not a tool. We all do it. I have an awesome post I've been saving since 2009 if Tiger Woods ever steps foot in a Perkins again.

So out of all the things in this post that I find hard to believe, the one that gives me the most pause is how Barry posted at 12:39P EST and you read it and then wrote & posted this comment by 12:41P EST....all while using "mendacious" and "modicum" correctly in a sentence.....with no typos.........while notgivingac…

Correct....in the playbook it's listed as the "Hail Polygamary"

That joke will go over like a Led Zeppelin