Cromartie probably avoided it...last time they asked his baseline question "what are your children's names?" he couldn't correctly answer for 2 weeks.

In a parallel universe Livestill.com just Awarded The 2013 Monkey of the Year to Monkey-who-got-Eaten-by-Bear-on-Bicycle narrowly edging Skip Bayless for the award.

...and Pau goes the D'antonimite.

When OTL contacted Tiger Woods for comment he replied, "I am a huge supporter of Charity. She's one of my favorite Perkins' Dancers"

CFL Style: Play with cups so wide and deep that it is virtually impossible for you not to drink on every turn

"You're welcome, eh."

Chester later said by "other countries" he means Ohio and Tennessee. When told those were states, Chester stated he was never good with Geology.

You're better than this.

3 days in general population oughta do it.

The Vatican is advertising for this same position.