Same here. I was going to say "marriage," but same diff.

I was going to say McDonalds. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of them here. For all we know they've already got several on the red planet.

What colossal idiot puts a worm on a ring of gold to make the gold grow?

I also couldn't help but keep thinking about Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars every time I saw a promo for JC, then this thing popped into my head.

Is it just me or does LadyThark look just like ManThark? I suppose there are subtle differences easier to spot when they are in the same picture/shot and I can miss the most obvious of things sometimes, but I just can't tell. And, no, I'm not a Tharkophobe, I'm terribly fired up for this movie.

I've seen cats & trampolines together, but never has a single cat ever bounced on the trampoline. At least not willingly.

Finally, Astrid gets the spotlight. Fans have only been asking for more Astrid for most of the series. Thank you!

After the first one I couldn't have been less interested in this one. Does it make me a bad person if I want to see this now just based on the clip above, or am I just a fool? (Or both. I'm open to suggestions.)

"Please fill the comments with your guesses as to why they decided to make it look like a pig."

Damn. Just...damn.

So it's just wine that was teabagged by a space rock.

"...Finch turning a shredder into a fax machine (almost as silly as the "forced pairing app" that Reese always uses)..."

The "what" that keeps the atmosphere from being sucked out into space is called "gravity." There would be no greater force pulling the atmosphere in any tube/tunnel/giant straw running from the surface of the Earth to space than there already is on the entirety of Earth's atmosphere now.

I hear people complain all the time about movies that rely on FX or big name stars to get by instead of an enjoyable story. Now along comes this movie that, while it has a plethora of FX, really has no big names in it and people are predicting it'll flop because of a lack of star power. Just like you can't fool all…

Have you seen my eyes in the morning? Gunk-a-plenty.

The picture above the title looks like something one might see in the sky over Gotham City had Bruce Wayne adopted the persona of an owl...and was fabulous.

I have a daughter, too, and she wants to see a full-length sequel. However, she insists that I see it with her and I've reluctantly agreed.

Hah! Stop it! You're killing me!

Wrong accents.

I predict that inside of 8 months there will be on this very site an article, accompanied by video, about the eerily unoccupied pre-fab skyscraper in China. Hell, one could likely start a website based solely on things China has built that never got used, sort of an opposite of peopleofwalmart.com in that it would be…