It’d be mostly fine if not for Paul Rudd’s strained nod to the legendary song as an earnest call to arms—a line so strained it managed to make the usally seemingly unaging Paul Rudd actually physically age trying to get through it

The international trailer does a much better job at selling this movie to non-fan or even skeptical fans about this sequel than the U.S. versions does. I get the feeling that the marketing team for this movie thinks the general U.S. public is too dumb to want something new. Which, fair point.

Just make slightly smaller burgers. Go 5 to a pound instead of 4. Or, just eat a little less meat.

Open up the bag and add enough oil or melted butter to cover it by an inch or two. Re-seal the bag and submerge in the water bath for four hours.

HelloFresh and other meal kit delivery services are takeout meals you have to cook yourself.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I’m going to say pass if video-only hot takes are where we’re headed with Gizmodo in the future, but good luck! :)

Junk Mail, especially supermarket flyers. Pass on any glossy paper, like Bed Bath & Beyond coupons.

Stick it to the straw-man French, sure, but not the Acadians! Delicious non-fussy food, both in Canada and (of course) in Louisiana.

Ghee whi-

“Purging” like that doesn’t work. Crawfish biologists (yes, that’s a thing. They have them at LSU) will tell you the only way to purge crawfish is to put them in fresh water for a day and let them empty their digestive systems as they would normally. And to do that for a sack of crawfish, you’d basically need a big,…

It’s the year 2022: Everything is black or white, bad or good, wet or dry. Middle ground does not exist, there is no grey area, and you can ONLY eat your burger before your fries or your fries before your burger. So if you’re thinking about trying to take a bit of a burger, putting a fry in your mouth and chewing them…

I don’t know what culture requiring such rigorousness you people grew up in but if you must do this, why would you want to eat cold fries?

I thought I’d seen and read some questionable takes in this dumpster fire of a year, but this is the worst take yet. And railing against full size vs mini candies?

Worst? Are you kidding me? Anything black liquorice is the worst, followed closely by anyone still giving away antiquated candy like Necco Wafers, Bit-o-Honey, or anything hot/cinnamon. 

This article is an act of heresy and must be duly punished. The divinity of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups must never be questioned!

What, you want it to hand out a bag of Werther’s or baby carrots or something?

It’s readily apparent that you are not in the Chicago office otherwise the fine folks over at The Takeout would have stormed your desk and defenestrated you forthwith for having such a bold and incredibly inaccurate take.

As a liberal it seems dangerous to be offended that a politician might be lying to get our votes. Actually it’s dangerous regardless of parties.

I think the reviewer’s problem is more that someone could dare to imagine that there are those on the left that are as bad as those on the right. The left, of course, being paragons of endless virtue who have never had anyone on “their side” who could be considered even close to the Nazis.

Remember: The bad people on…

She’s not a Nazi. She is evil. I find is scary how that is so hard to stomach for some because she is ‘progressive’. She’s a Supe! This show is all about how power corrupts. Just like Edgar. He rationalizes it with a semi valid point but he still chooses to work with a Nazi for profit and power.