@AgentCoop: You make an excellent point. Lennon being in love likely inspired him musically.

@ijustwritebooks: Mmm, that sounds good. I say you can never go wrong with pork as long as there's plenty of garlic involved. It's like they're made for each other. Props on keeping the fat on, it's something I love to do. I've done shoulders on a rotisserie many times, first cutting out the bone and stuffing it…

@ijustwritebooks: I *had* the "sexy accent" when I was younger, but when I moved out of the actually very tiny area that is true Cajun Country I made it a point to lose my accent. I can turn it on at will, though, and I consider it my super power! If you can call a Cajun accent a superpower, that is.

The only show I'd watch with animated gnomes would involve travel, and I've had enough of those commercials already.

@ijustwritebooks: Even if I have to stick to the "normal" crawfish for the forseeable future, I always boil more than everyone can eat. Just bring some beer and we'll make room for you. Cajuns are all about feeding people...when we're not planning to cook you. BWAHAHAHA!

@Babboa: Well, I'm a Cajun, albeit not a very enterprising one, but I'd eat the shit out of it. If it looks anything like a crawfish (the way we spell it where they're eaten) or a lobster or anywhere in between I'll cook it and try it.

"... the news station continually used archival footage of a Predator drone..."

The perfect place from which to read tentacle porn, hmm?

@DJM: Considering a regular chair normally has 4 legs and this thing actually has 10, wouldn't that be 2.5 times more challenging? Not that I don't agree with your point, but I'm also an irrepressible smartass with a pathological need to show off my smartassery.

That's impressive and all, but the question on everyone's mind is, "Can they make me a sammich?"

Let one get anywhere near your face and it'll recreate an early scene from Alien so well you'll wish you were dead.

I knew you guys were different. Actually inviting readers to stalk you is a refreshing change from the usual horrified rejection, restraining orders and 911 calls.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: So should we alert the TSA to be on the lookout for the "Pistachio Bomber" now? If I ever hear that on the news I'm burning my TV and living in a tree.

@BlueBeard: They conveniently leave out the part about how the red dye would get EVERYWHERE when you ate them. You'd get red fingerprints in places you didn't even touch.

@Death_By_SnuSnu: What the kids have that's lacking in so much entertainment these days is imagination and a sense of humor. I know it doesn't have to be repeated, but special effects are all too often substituted for those qualities and a long forgotten element known as "a plot." I think that's why I enjoy so many…

@syafiqjabar of Mars: Maybe it's just me, but after 15-20 minutes of watching a 3D movie I pretty much forget I'm watching it in 3D. Unless there's a visual stunt designed to highlight the fact, I don't really get a lot out of it. I think my favorite 3D movie in terms of appreciating the extra depth was "Despicable…

@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: When did they start giving away pot in game shows and why wasn't I signed up?

It's amazing that a bunch of kids with a video camera and no budget can do more in 90 seconds than most of Hollywood can do with months and millions.

"This movie is in 3D for absolutely no reason."

@darthsodomizer: I know. We should be so lucky.