Next you'll tell me pistachios grow on Triffids.

@sephycloneno15: I would assume that's right since calling this planet "Earth 2" is a real stretch. It would be far more correct to call any random human being my twin than to call this planet "Earth 2."

They look like a geek's bowling shoes.

@Khaim: Damnit, I knew I'd embarrass myself. Here I am talking to myself in public...again.

@Zuldim: You know, you're right. I am one to remember the negative more often. Like when I have bad service in a restaurant I will always remember that experience, but all the pleasant outings just seem to fade to the background.

@Khaim: Mom, is that you?

@Fredrick Beondo: I apologize for the misunderstanding. The slow clap is so cliched these days that I took it as a sign of your disapproval.

I started watching Glee because my wife and daughters wanted to check it out. We enjoy watching shows together so I figured I'd take that bitter pill for the benefits of family harmony. For some reason I ended up enjoying it.

@Fredrick Beondo: Hey, I said it was hastily cobbled together which is tantamount to admitting it sucks. Must you grind what's left of my fragile ego into the ground with the slow clap?

@OgilvyTheAstronomer: You're absolutely right, my mistake. It's still pretty amazing, but I did foul that up pretty good, didn't I?

Commence obligatory, hastily cobbled together rhyme:

@bma2192: Valid excuse (almost): It's *close* to Monday.

@a.seivewright: "Hello. We can't come to the bird right now, please leave a message after the tweet."

I know the term "room temperature" is only used to state a more real world temperature, but I think it sounds even more dramatic to realize that birds will sometimes be flying in 100+ degree F temperatures. My first reaction at seeing "room temperature" was to think more like 72. I know this is splitting hairs, but…

@SpwatLnk: I think we die in 7 days.

@James Taylor: Same here. The changes continued, but in a slower, more strobe-effect manner.

Why do I get the feeling that in 5 years I'll be in a midnight showing of this dressed as one of the characters surrounded by others dressed similarly while we all shout out the dialogue with some added improv?

@DocSeuss: I really know very little about it although I do hope it's good.

@antonchigurh: I could not agree more and I understood your original statements. I was just agreeing with you by stating that, yes, those actions by corporations are crimes, but the government seems to be looking the other way. We're on the same page here, just expressing it in slightly different ways.

@ringer81: I'm sending you the bill for removal of Coke from my monitor...and my nasal passages.