Geeze Louise, how many different forms of media is this going to be put on?!!

@Curse_Your_Sudden_But_Inevitab...: Stop...you're making me hungry.

I'm blaming the bee dieoff to the TSA patdowns, too.

Ooh, Darth Maul! Big whoop. I'd be just excited if it included the guy billed as Death Star Janitor #3.

Man, reading about violent insect rape was not how I had pictured my day ending.

It's just too bad all those fish and birds didn't have the common decency to die over Yellowstone. It would solve so many problems. Sort of like killing 2 birds with one Yellowstone.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Damn, you beat me to it. I had a bear claw in my face just this morning...and I won!

It's obvious what's killing the birds. It's the new, even more aggesssive pat-down procedures enacted by the TSA. They're dying from severely bruised bird junk.

@meatbag_pussrocket: Are you referring to the truth that in real life people actually waste money to watch his movies while nobody would write any fiction so absurd as to suggest Ferrell is in any way funny, talented or worth our time and money?

Am I the only person thinking "Kick Ass" here?

I enjoy Jell-O except for one form: tomato aspic. That shit looks like gelled abortion and tastes worse.

@HomeroB: Well then, I owe you an apology. I do agree about overstatement, but I let that sort of thing pass in the entertainment industry since it's pretty much their MO. There is no harm in their overstatement since we can choose whether to believe it or not and broadcast television doesn't have to cost us extra…

@John_Hazard: Every fashionable and practical superhero knows you buy slacks with zippers on them. Just ask them.

Waiter. I'll have whatever they're smoking.

Re: The Adjustment Bureau. "Dickian" sounds more like a race of dicks than a reference to Philip K. Dick. It just doesn't come out right.

Of all the things that were outrageous in this episode I, personally, have to pick the watcher's sudden find of a moral compass. Are we supposed to believe that a person who, as you've pointed out, has already killed untold numbers of people and seemed to almost gleefully rip out the memories from a teenage girl is…

@Foohy: Well, I can't guarantee you'll like it, but I think you'll agree that at least making the cape functional is better than it being nothing more than drapery on his back.

@John_Hazard: I submit "The Middleman" as an example of a good superhero series. Even so, it was taken from us far too early, but it was fun while it lasted.

@zark169: It's a guy in The Cape®!

@John_Hazard: Slacks are far more practical. Where would you keep your keys to the Batmo...er, Capemobile if you wore tights?