This is a bits/bytes joke, aye? (The goal, that is.) (Also, it looks fantastic.)

$45

I even neglected that every time I boot the game, it boots differently. Like, the order that things appear in.

(I know two posts might be cheating, but. . .)

So, this is definitively a bad game. No argument. The story is dumb, the gunplay is horrendous, and the "Vertical cover" gimmick is godawful to say the least. There are at least four hours between you booting the game and (Actually, not a part of the prologue, that is) getting the actual jetpack. But I stopped playing…

I was watching the movie on TV, while on Kotaku on my laptop, smartypants.

Speaking of Lee, I'm in the middle of "Dragon" and it's a fantastic movie.

Oh, wow. These would all be aces in a next-gen XCOM.

So, I downloaded the little program, it stopped updating at about 20 weeks behind, and I have no idea what to do with it.

The future is weird.

Man, I wish Flight Sim looked this good (or fun) in Aerospace class. It's all VOR this and NAV that no loopedy loops or anything.

McDojo, get all your belts and more! Just $19.95 per month for a year, or $29.99 per month for six months!

If you were Neo, that joke would be a bullet.

Bless you, child of light.

More like Xenoblade; impossible to get-icles.

No, this movie is art.

A+, Insomniac. A+.

I'd call this excessive, to say the least.

All are weird-looking:

Oh how tongue-in-cheek.