Just a reminder, the highlight of Mets calendar is approaching quickly. Only 15 more shopping days left until Bobby Bonilla day.

“I’d never build a golf course there. Terrible. Terrible opportunity, just terrible. It’s because of those people, the Indians, you know the ones, they made it a disaster. Sinking into the ocean. Worst thing you ever saw. But I love the people there, wonderful people, the best. They all voted for me, you know,…

Of all the guys on the 2004 team he’s the last one standing in the majors and one of the most unlikely to do so.

I can just envision them saying “hey, lets do this massive bag of shrooms and go down in the catacombs! It’ll be cool!”

I am all for calling attention to the White Sox many inadequacies, but this happens to most teams once a week or so. This just seems cruel.

I bought the knife that killed the Summer of Love for $99.95!

Remember when San Francisco was associated with gold miners instead of hippies?

Getting a tie in the infamous Estadio Azteca is a huge accomplishment. It is quite possible that they have most hostile fans in the world. 4 points in the last 2 matches is not too shabby.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Is it just me, or is Jeff Samrdzija high on everyone’s list of Baseball People it Would Probably Feel Good to Punch in the Face?

Looking for a new job?

I’ve heard it pronounced as “cutter.”

What? You don’t like the grandest, biggest, yugest, reality show on earth?! What the fuck is your problem? You must be one of those sane folks!

A Michigan man through and through.

uh...yeah, 3 years ago.

Sure Tiger, I believe you. The same way my sister was totally not drunk when she fell down and rolled around in cat pee.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. I don’t care if it’s booze, Percocet or anything else - if you are even slightly impaired, don’t get behind the wheel.

“pa, did you and your friends fight and die to protect our motor racing from the Japs?”

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

He’s not as good as he once was, but he’s as good once as he ever was. The problem is that neither he nor any other team knows when that once actually is.